1800fuckshitup: :
bromance-enthusiast: heyfunniest: “NOW, BABY BROTHER, HOLD MY HAND WHILE WE CROSS THE STREET.” “Thor, stop that. I’m an adult.” “HOLD MY HAND, BROTHER.” “I’m not your brother.” “HOLD MY HAND.” “Fine. “HALT DEAR BROTHER—I HAVE BEEN INFORMED THE PROPER ACTION BEFORE CROSSING A MIDGARDIAN STREET IS TO LOOK BOTH WAYS. ALLOW ME TO DO SO FOR THE BOTH OF US.” “Thor, every mode of transportation these pathetic humans have created would only bruise us at best—” “THAT IS NOT THE POINT, BROTHER. AS GODS IT IS OUR RESPONSIBILITY TO SET AN EXAMPLE FOR THE YOUNGER GENERATION!” “How many times must I remind you that such sentimental nonsense will have no sway over my decisions?” “THINK OF THE MIDGARDIAN CHILDREN, BROTHER!” “…” “…” “…THE CHILDREN!”
Am I cursed?

what do people think about if they don’t have an otp

(Source: heyblaine)

person: what are you watching?
me: durarara.
me: rarara.
me: rara.
person:
me:
person:
me: ra.
Teacher: Can you explain why you failed the test? Me: Can you explain why you failed to educate?

lolsofunny:

(via wtfsofunny)

(Source: thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg)

cockfuck: OH MY GOD
katiannakokkinou: thatonechick42: ignoranceismanipulating: sebastianisaprettygirl: i-cant-f0rget: Why the hell can I hear a thump when I look at the picture? And no thump when i look away? OHMY. WHAT IS THIS SORCERY!!! holy crap I CAN SEE SOUNDS. DEVIOUS FUCKERY I CAN FEEL THE THUMPS IN MY EARS WHAT GFGKLEMFNGK JESUS CHRIST YOU GUYS ARE RIGHT. WHAT OH MY GOD I’m re-blogging this every time I see it. what the fuck.. Lol yeah same here, I can ‘hear’ it or feel it whenever I look at it. The human brain is pretty freaky I heard it too. :O It’s all in the mind. OHMYGOD I hear it too. holy shit
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damnthatswhatshesaid: tzz -tzzz —-eeeeekkkkkkkk— rscht.. beep beep.. um um um um um .. crr..